I completed a profile for some art thing and they asked me, "What is your art scene?"

This was my real response. I changed it so it wasn't so insulting to who ever wrote the questionnaire:

What kind of fucked question is this?! I would say that my art scene is the art scene. I try to discover new scenes…I try to find experiences that I would never find again…that are once off. I don’t have an arts scene. I hate Brisbane. I want to punch it so it bruises and caves in. My art scene is me in front of a computer raiding the internet for works in distant lands. My art scene is Real Time magazine and vis art mags. My art scene is not Brisbane…it is the universe.Is treaking around trying to see Live Art and theatre that is inspiring. Trying to get a taste of all disciplines, from live art to theatre to sound art to get a taste of what Brisbane has to offer, which is very little. I desperately try to get Melbourne to see what they have to offer. I'm planning to leave Brisbane and go to the UK in hope of finding a better art scene.